T-Swift buys back her masters, a rising onslaught of elder abuse, the AMAs should go MIA & some $15K headphones - who’s buyin’?

Measles takes over Shakira show, gatekeepers gonna gatekeep, AAR throw some house parties & Reputation (Taylor’s Version) coming soon?

Waited three years for three new lines from Rihanna, Taylor Swift served & 40 Under 40 [METHODOLOGY LEAKED‼️].

Gagacabana, Met Gala drama, Fetty Wap Forever, mystery "smoke," Spotify investors cash out 💰

Q1 lookback, random NMF collabs, Apple’s legal battle, Chappell finds new mgmt, & a desert drinking deep dive 🍻

💃 Lorde dances, UMG Nashville rebrands, deadmau5 bids farewell & Stagecoach goes yeehaw 🤠

We’re also burnt out from the parties, but so is FYRE 2. This week our E.T. (Katy) kisses the ground, A24 rolling into music & Iser & Yim make moves.